That is a massive man and a fearless dog!
"NO. DONT TOUCH THE HUMAN PUPPY."
it-started-to-rain asked: Swalot.
Swalot: Favorite food?
Kroketten are the best thing ever.
I left the only fucking country that has them.
What is wrong with me.
I need to go back.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Featurette: Becoming Peter Parker
Women are brave. Women are powerful. Women are clever. Women are beautiful. Women are determined. Women are strong. Women are independent. Women are fearless.
Don’t you love celebrities making fun of rumours?
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
The moment one of those poor buttons could not take it anymore
I’m not even mad