Hello there.

forfawkssake:

myterribletwenties:

myterribletwenties:

dylanolinski:

pale-unic0rn:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

(via cap-sweet-and-salty-sadness)

toneelspeelster:

for my fellow melancholic millenials watching heartstopper, a beautiful quote by scott bryan.

unbotheredmuse:

truestarshine:

When you’re an orc but you also have manners:

damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

bobacupcake:

grawly:

I need to reach my friend!

penismage:

uinferno:

A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

dietspam16:

the-haiku-bot:

klutzyfox:

certified-iconic-post:

between-2-and-20-characters:

goodbimyfriends:

dexitorse:

dovahdez:

earthnicity:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

my-sisters-eyeball:

maradaisykat:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

onfirelikegasoline:

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

omg

World heratige post

ah yes, the original version

certified iconic post

The satisfaction knowing that I can reblog this but Russia can’t

The satisfaction

knowing that I can reblog

this but Russia can’t

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

holy cow 3.5m notes and not all of them are deactivated

(via cap-sweet-and-salty-sadness)

dokidibi:

Tony Hawk’s Link’s curse™

fire-plays-totk:

fire-plays-totk:

fire-plays-totk:

Watch every Zelink fanartist ignore Link being shorter than Zelda for the second game in a row

Me when I’m in denial

There’s something wrong with you people I think

(via quasarkisses)